SAVE THE VAN Clearance Sale!

Our van took a big dump. We need to repair it. That means we need to move some of this merch out of the "Warehouse" (Ted's basement.) Good news for you... that means you can get our shirts AT COST!

Take advantage of our desperation. The following shirts will be on-Sale.
Sizes and amounts located in the drop down menu

- 2025 UK Tour Wrestler Tee
- Faces Tee
- Puppet Tee
- Puppet Tank Top
- They Live Tee
- Weekend at Ted's Tee
- 2023 US Summer Tour Tee
- Fail logo Tee
- Setting up to Fail Hoodie
- Short Circuit Tee
- Dig 2 Graves Hoodie